VOLUME I, ISSUE 2

"Who was the greatest U.S. President?" We don't know, but more importantly, we don't care. "OK, well, who would win in a fight?" Now that's a good question! We'll lay out the analysis and you vote. Full mission statement




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TALES OF PRESIDENTIAL WEAKNESS QUIZ

Though our interests here at the Pugilist lie primarily in the strengthiest of presidents, we feel it a worthwhile diversion to look at how the other side lived, so to say. The six questions below represent a sample of some of America's most ignominious presidential noteworthies. Grab a napkin scrap and quill and get started!

1. Who had a high tenor voice that startled audiences who first heard him?

a.) George Washington
b.) William Taft
c.) Grover Cleveland
d.) John Quincy Adams
e.) James Buchanan

2. Who was the country's fattest president and got stuck several times in the White House bathtub, which had to be replaced by a custom tub the size of a small swimming pool?

a.) George Washington
b.) William Taft
c.) Grover Cleveland
d.) John Quincy Adams
e.) James Buchanan

3. Who embarrassed himself, his wife, and those around him by constantly falling asleep at inappropriate times, including public events?

a.) George Washington
b.) William Taft
c.) Grover Cleveland
d.) John Quincy Adams
e.) James Buchanan

4. Who did not want to be president, but accepted the nomination because his domineering wife wanted him to?

a.) George Washington
b.) William Taft
c.) Grover Cleveland
d.) John Quincy Adams
e.) James Buchanan

5. Who had surgery on his taint, the area between the anus and scrotum, not once, not twice, but three times?

a.) George Washington
b.) William Taft
c.) Grover Cleveland
d.) John Quincy Adams
e.) James Buchanan

6. Who, while emotionally hurt and drained by an aggressive campaign against him, cradled his head in his hands and stated, "Roosevelt was my closest friend," and then wept in front of reporters?

a.) George Washington
b.) William Taft
c.) Grover Cleveland
d.) John Quincy Adams
e.) James Buchanan

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